An #askbella speshul @merryckdog asks @bellisimobella1 if he’s bein patronised

Hello I'm baaaaccckkkk wif #askbella

Hello evfurryone

As you know now I been whizzy busy keepin an eye on hawwy and his plans fur woofstockuk 2015 which is gonna be on August 22nd dis year so I not been doin much #askbella but I got a message from my gawgus fwend Swishy the uvfur day, you might know him as @MerryckDog but I calls him swishy cos he got one of da mostest ahmazin swishy tails on Twitter, sowwy I gettin distracted by dat tail again his gurl fwend rosie gonna be showin me her teefies again,
image right swishy write me cos he’s wowwied dat TOG (dats the old girl but I calls her auntie Bridget she’s luvly lady) keeps saying “bless him” whenever she talks about him and he’s worried he’s bein patronised.image

So I has had a look into dis and dun a lickle bit of research and I fink my dear swishy tis because you gonna be 12 in March they seem to fink you is a bit of an elderly gent and anyfink yep anyfink you do is gonna be retold wif a “bless him” on the end , even if you smash fru the cat flat again takin out half da door it won’t be ‘bad dog’ it will be Merryck did it ‘bless him’ so I fink by TOG keep saying it wit she’s really saying is she luvs you vewy much and realises you is gettin older and basically you can get away wif anyfink except and dis is a big EXCEPT when you haf a senile rebellious moment and go off an adventure like you did the uvfur week and they got in a panic not knowing where you where that my dear swishy was not a ‘bless him’ moment.
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Don’t fawget if you got any #askbella qweshuns you can peemail me at bella@spanielharry.co.uk

lots of Luv & bacon flavour kisses

Bella xxxxxxx

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