BEING HARV

BAD BOY KING HARV

BAD BOY KING HARV

Hi Efuryone Hawwy here,

I has been doin a few intervoos this week of anipals I has met on Twitter. Now no blog would be complete wivout an intervoo wiv one of me bestest mates Harv. Now Harv is an interesting chap to say the least! Well I use de wurd interwesting but will let yoo make your own mind up on this little outspoken chap (he will kill me fur callin him little hee hee hee hee BOL)…………….

How old is yoo?

I iz 5.5 years old. My star sign is da King of de zodiac Leo and I share da same burfday as me mum. It is fate me sez.

What kind of dog is yoo?

A Tibetan Terrier of course! What kind of stoopid question is dat? Dey is de best bweed in da wurld. Pfft!

Okay…………… Where do yoo live?

Tibet of course! What a stoopid feckin question to ask! Duh!

Right ummm……………Is it hard bein yoo?

It’s not hard bein me at all! I am just a natural King – a natural leader and I has all me slaves awound me to bwing me sossiges, tweats and chikin whenefur I feels like it.

Yoo call yourself King Harv. Are yoo weally Royalty?

I iz King Harv pwoper rolyalty. I iz King of Twitter too. Ask anyfur!

Yoo is known fur being cheeky and cute. Yoo is also known fur bein wude. Does yoo mind bein called Wude? (cofurs ears wiv paws)

WUDE? WUDE? ME? I IZ NEFUR EFUR EFUR EFUR WUDE! WHERE DA FECK DID YOO GET DAT FWOM?

On that note, is der anyfing yoo woulds like to add?

Yeah, I would like to say I iz peezed yoo is me spanner mate, me no usually like spanners as find dem a bit mental if yoo know what I mean BOL. But fur a spanner yoo is okay. I woods also like to add dat I wuvs my fiancee @bellathetibetan vewy much and me gang mates @beasleydogue @whippetpickle @cabincutey @humfthecocker @amadeusivan @thewaffledoggy @Tibetanpaddy @cloudy813 @NoodleTSnoodle¬† @Lailabella @Theofficialarchie¬†man my gang gots big and oh yoo too and @Dog_murray and blah blah blah………..

I had to stop him there or he woulds have gone on all night!  So there yoo have it Harv, King Harv, or wude Harv yoo decide!

Wuv yoo

Hawwy xxxx

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