Helllooooo I can see a big yellow ball in da sky, I hasn’t seen it fur so long , I fink its called sunshine, I has found a lickle sun puddle an am layin in it lookin fru da pwoblems fwom dis week. Has been a vewy busy week fur me cos Granma came to stay fur a few days, firstly she bringed me a new collar dat was pink n wif my name but it was too small, I felt like a lickle fat piggy , shes takin it back dis week to see if da nice men will change it fur a bigger one. Then I started squeakin, I luvs da squeaky balls n squeak most days , most of da day sumtimes I sing wen I squeak but granma says it hurst her ears so she hides my squeakies, anyways she has goned home now so I can twy n catch up wif my fwends and my #askbella queshuns.
Right, I get on now sowwy dis about you not me, I keeps fawgetting dat.
I am wurkin on a few speshul #askbellas that im researchin n tweetin to peeps about so if yor pwoblem not here don’t worry I wurkin on it
Tis me Squiggs. I has a pwoblem which I need your advice wiv. Dis running a small business is tough especially when da peeps at da post office puts da pwices so high! Has yoo seen what dey done!! Shocking! Anyway as we got to raise more pennies so we need lots of peeps to visit our Kind4k9 stand at da shows we doing dis year, what you fink will help us gets peeps der and buying stuff? Tis impawtant cos now I has to sells twice as much as before on me performance related pay, hope you can help me Bells , I wait in anticipation of ya ansa
from your Bestie Squiggle.
hello my bestie
blimey comes to sumfink wen you gotta email me at my uvfur job to get hold of me, I know I has been busy but I wud of caught up wif you eventually.I fink wot you needs to do is nag all your followers n ask em to RT fur you da show dates and we get em up on our doggybloggy a bit more. I has seen da postal prices must be vewy scary fur your hoomum as tis tuff enuff fur you to compete against da big companies, so lets start tellin evfurryone da show dates on our blog http://wp.me/P37QY5-d7 and hope sum of our fwends go to da show and praps your mum cud give them a biccy fwom you if they go n tell her their twitter name.
I gotta get on wif sum uvfur pwoblems now cos my box is overflowwin.
lots of luv
How duz I stop me mam goin on holibobs? She duz leave me
wesponsible adults, but some are better dan ofurs? Wat can I
Do you want to remain
hellooo nice to see you is back again we did miss you wen you was away.
what me n grumpy did was nag mum n dad fur more bruvfurs so that they cant go away anymore cos 4 is too many fur uvfurs to look after, so you cud work on her getting you sum bruvfurs or sisters.
anuver opshun is twain da peeps you want to look after you so dat holibobs is wonderful fur you and you gets even better service than you gets on a day to day basis.
has you got any granpawents they is gweat fur holibobs, my granddad used to move in to look after us wen was jus me n grumpy n we had luverly time we used to look forward to mum goin away.
has you got a cat? cats is gweat fur sulkin wen mum goes out or used to go away da cats used to ignor her n make sure she knew they were ignorin her n then meow like mad givin her right lectur fur goin away.
or as a last resort get hold of da plastic card in her purse n chew it up, dats how they normally pay fur holidays and any brochures dat come fru door that look like holiday brochures shred em so they cant see them. hope dis helps .
lots of love
I have a ‘special’ school where I need to start choosing subjects for
future career. I have 2 job possibilities(one to support the other) but I need
to study a lot. Do you think I should take both studying opportunities through
one year, or take it one at a time for 2
dis is a tuff one fur me cos not enuff informashun to go on but my inishal response is, if sumfinks wurf doin its wurf doin well and if its gonna be to set you up fur life you gotta do da best you can an while 2 years sounds a long time surely tis better to do a year on each n concentrate instead of doing both in one year an rushin fru.
I hopes dis helps n dat you also has a hoomum you can talk to about dis cos they bit more cloevfur than me wif this sort of fing
lots of love
Iz hope yoo can hewp me wif a bad pwoblem. Iz haf a ‘twitter’ sisfurr
who Iz luv lots. She did so much for me and she vewy important to me
like a sisfur. She is now vewy famous and has many fwends which is
gweat cause she was shy like me! But Iz still a small dog and want
lotz of attention and sometimes Iz ‘daft’ cause Iz bug her cause
Izscared she forget me. Now Iz fink Iz made her sad at me.
Bewwa howz can Iz tell her Iz sowwy and dat she iz spwecial to
me anddat Iz still small pup and when Iz get big like her Iz
wont be soneedy? Iz wuv her Bewwa..and Iz so sad.
Iz hope yoo can help me wif dis problem…
Yoo fwend and fan
Do you want to
Oh dear poor you it must be vewy confoosing fur you , twitter can be confoosing at da best of times cos its not face to face sumtimes tweets can be taken da rong way.
Poor sisfur too cos sounds as though she did so much fur you but you jus wanted more n more of her, if she’s overcome her shyness and made fwiends you shud be pleased fur her n enjoy da fact she has dun so much fur you to twy ne help you, I expect sum of her uvfur fwends felt neglected while she was doin fings fur you .
I gots 3 bruvfurs n 2 sisfurs n tis a vewy busy house n getting time wif everyone is hard
If yor fwend is shy maybe she has also got shy followers who would of luved a simple hellooooo fwom her but were too shy to ask and were envious of all da time you got wif her havin jus awwived an they been wif her fur ages n ages.
Maybe you need to look at yor own behavior and twy not to be so ‘daft’ if you get too daft you will scare anipals away, recently theres been unrest as somebody a lot of people knew turned out to be a vewy norty pawsun an im acshually wurkin on an askbella speshul wiv dat as its made uvfurs wary of new anipals n anipals bein a bit too fwendly so maybe you gotta be bit pashunt.
Has you heard da sayin ‘if you luf sumone set dem fwee’
We all come on twitter fur different reasons n we also has to look after our hoomans I know pawsonully sumtimes I feel theres not enuff hours in da day recently I had a few days where I couldn’t keep up wif evryfink n was getting messages was I ignawin peeps or had they upset me , jus cos I hadn’t talked to em fur a few hours n my poor boyfwend hadn’t had a tweet from me fur days, my bestie hadn’t heard from me all day n I was behind on all my uvfur work .
So jus twy n look at what else your sisfur is doin and twy n remember she has uvfur fings to do, jus like your hoomans must haf uvfur fings to do an much as they wud luf to be wiv you all the time they cant but that makes the time they do haf wiv you extra speshul.
I doubt if she is the sort of pawsun dat wud fawget about you if she has dun so much fur you already but if you cawwy on being daft you might push her away, much as we wud all luv to be da centre of everyone elses universe it jus not possible.
We recently did #friendlyfriday and helped introducing fwends we will be doin it again at some stage so maybe you could spread your wings a bit n meet a few new fwends so you not rely on your other one so much.Sometimes we talk to the same people everyday out of habit but its also nice to tweet wiv uvfurs n get to know them but you gotta twy n be pashunt , it takes time and you is only 3 .A good way to get uvfurs to come to you is jus tweet sumfink simple like good morning and then uvfurs will tweet back to you ifthey has da time rather than you go n jump in n get upset if they not talk to you cos they may of jus dun da message n gone off fur dindins or walkies.
I hopes you sort fings out soon .
lots of love
Dats it fur dis week , I hopes I has helped a bit , I still got few more I workin on n I will update you wif them as soon as I gets chance if you wanna email me direct its firstname.lastname@example.org and don’t fawget to say if you wanna be anonymous or not .
I hope you is all getting a lickle bit of da sunshine .