Hi Efuryone Hawwy here
So I has spent de last week or so intervooin anipals but wen me heard dat de Pawsome Richard Bacon @Richardpbacon had a book coming out I was honoured to help pwomote it being an experienced published pawthor meself of Help my dog’s on Twitter!
Now me was nervous bout intervooin Richard but me soon wealised dat he has de same sense of humour as me (though he won’t admit dat cos me a dog) I caught up wiv him earlier dis week just in time fur his book launch…………
Richard fanks fur setting time aside yoo busy schedule to woof wiv me. I see yoo has me book Pawsome. Look me has yours too!
So if yoo sittin comfy den let’s get dis show on de road……..
Today (23 May 2013) is de day dat yoo brand new book gets published. It is called “A series of unrelated events” Cool title by de way. So, why has yoo decided to become a pawthor like me and is dis yoo furst book?
I sometimes write columns for magazines and newspapers. And so a publisher asked me if I wanted to write a book.
What is de book about?
It is anecdotal. Things that have happened to me. It is meant to be funny, there is also a chapter about my mum and the fact that her dog, like you, bloody tweets.
Errr no sure what anecdotal mean hang on *runs to get dictionary* ahhhhh make sense now. What yoo mean bloody tweets! Baaaaaahahahahahahahaha
Wot inspired yoo to write de book?
I like writing. I’ll never do a book as personal as this again. But I thought I had some good stories to tell.
How long did it take and did yoo do all de typing yooself?
Yes. I wrote about a third in a week and then left it a while. Coming back to it three months later. and leaving for a while again. So, spread out.
Is der any dogs in de book? If not why not?
Yes, as a I say, my mum’s dog Bella tweets and there a chapter about an argument I have had with my mum about twitter and the fact that her dog tweets.
Me glad to hear yoo acknowledge dat Bella @BellatheTibetan and us dogs do tweet. So many hoomins fink it our pet hoomins dat do de tweeting. Cwazy right!
Why shud peeps run out and buy yoo book?
Well, I think it is funny. And lots of people who have heard various radio shows I have presented, on for example XFM, will be familiar with the humour.
Is it suitable fur dogs to read? Does it have a hoomin to dog twanslater in de back? Mine has a dog to hoomin one!
If dogs like amusing books about the misadventures of minor celebrities (and they should), then yes.
Pawsome I always havin misadventures! Is yoo going to write any more books and if yes will dey has me in dem or Bella?
No. If I write another it wont be for a while and it would be about something more journalistic, I think.
Pfffft *scrubs Richards name off the list of people to mention in new book*
Can I come woof down yoo microbone?
Me knew yoo say dat! (fink he worry about me being de top dog and taken ofur)
Is der anyfing at all in de world de whole wide world dat yoo wud like to say? Now is yoo hopportunity.
My 18 month old son wants me to get a dog (well, he appears to love dogs). I’m torn. What if that dog learns to use twitter? A baby and a dog that tweets? Far too much stress.
Ah but my fwend it be a gweat way to get yoo mum to babysit all de time and even look after de dog too! Use de fact yoo mum and Bella de Twitter queens to yoo advantage!
So der yoo have it what a nice guy he is. Having read his book I can highly recommend it.
Vewy funny so here is de title again “A series of unrelated events” by Richard Bacon out in good book shops (and pwobably not so gud ones too) now.
Oh by de way Rich fanks fur de inscription in me book. Respect to yoo too my fwend!
Lots of wuv