Well as yoo all know by now I has a pond. A wuvly pond a big pond. A pond dat I can swim in to me hearts content. I wuv my pond. I call it my pond cos well it is my pond. I not care if de hoomins fink it ders cos I know dat dey know deep down in side dat it is weally Harry’s pond.
So I been finking dat it been so long since me wrote a blog and me not knows why as I does has a lot to woof about. Anyway, de ofur day de boss was asked if she had a dog called Harry and if he had peed on de man fwom BT and given him a pair of knickers! Well de boss was astounded but apawently I is more famous than de boss wealised. I mean how random is dat boss meets random hoomin who knows about me!!!!!! Boss has also been recognised fwom de TV and ofur peeps has made contact to say dey seen me in magazines. Now dis is pawsome and it means dat we is getting known and means we can do more good. So, me thought why do I not blog as much and me thought dat maybe I has slowed down because me was not sure how much people liked it. How many people wud want to read about me and me ramblings. Wud people gets bored and go oh a ofur Harry blog. But me thinks I has so much more to woof about so why not! So I is asking yoo who efur yoo may be sat reading dis, what wud yoo like me to blog about? Maybe a daily diary or about animals or my mischief or maybe just me random thoughts on life in general or maybe even de conversations me has wiv de boss which can be quite random Bol Bol.
So let me knows wot yoo want to read and hear about by posting a comment or emailing me at firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet me @spanielharry I await wiv a spring in me step and paws poised ofur me keyboard.
It me Hawwy. Now some of yoo know my auntie Jane has been visitin us fwom Londinium. Now I wuv my auntie Jane vewy vewy much. When she visits she always brings noms and gives bestest cuddles. She has been known to rub my tummy fur a solid 15 minutes straight!
Now de boss had to go wurk one day dis week leavin auntie Jane in charge. Or so they thought! Now auntie Jane had a dog when she was a kid but not since. Dis got me finking………
IN A SOUND ROOM NEAR THE SURREY SHOW GUILDFORD CHAOS WAS LOOMING!
Producer Bella @bellisimobella1 in de sound room ……..
I’m da boss today, cos hawwy in de ofur room, I going to haf fun, cos I’m da only one in control, I got da sound room to myself, I need to find an elf, someone to do da borin bits, so I can play wif my pink bits ohhhhhhhh dat sounds norty *giggles* good job nobody awound.
Wot a week! It not slowing down fur @squiggledog and de pawsome hoomins fwom @kind4k9 dey getting demselves busy fur de show dey doin on Monday 27 May 2013 in Surrey. I caught up wiv Squiggs earlier as she was decidin which stock dey shud take………….
I am worried about you n boss mum wurkin too hard so I has decided to take over your blog dis week n intervoo you fur a change as you been doin so much and I know how hard you has been wurkin cos we starts emails at 0630 in da morning and uvfur day we say nighty night at 1130pm and I am worried cos I know we is in chaos here at my house so we worrying about how you is managing since the launch of the website.
I has recently had problems wif followers finking I ignore em or not replying to my tweets and I has only got 900 followers so how on earth do you cope and keep everyone happy.
I know peeps fink we is bof awound a lot but fur you tis your job, albeit unpaid job at moment so I wanna ask you a few queshuns cos I fink your fwends n followers need to know a bit more about you and wot you are actually doing and how are you coping.
Hi Efuryone Hawwy here oh and Maggie too *rolls eyes*,
It feels like ages since I last did a blog. Though not complaining as I have had some fab guest bloggers of late. Howefur, sumfin happened de ofur day dat I just gotta share wiv yoo. So my gwanny wuvs me and my sisfur vewy much and she wuvs going out fur walks wiv me an Maggie and playing frisby wiv Maggie (me no like de frisby me a ball kind of dog). Now gwanny, by her own admission, is not de best throw in de world but she even worse wiv de frisby. Maggie nefur know which way it gonna come out of gwannys hand and eventually she no bwing back to gwanny anymore and walks off! De frisby has landed on roofs, in fields, smacked de boss in de face and lots more! Howefur, dis particular day gwanny excelled herself.
I is officially de happiest dog in de wurld today cos I asked de wuv of my life, @summerhollett, to mawwy me and she said yes! We has had a wurlwind womance and have bin datin since Spwing dis year. We met through Summers brofur Stan @stanleyhollett and I has not looked back since!
I have courted Summer de best way I knows. I has wead her poetry, sung her songs and told her I wuv her efury day. Dis is my pwoposal to her;
I ask yoo to pass froo life at my side be my second self, best furry companion a dog coulds ask fur. Will yoo mawwy me? @summerhollett xx
I has been walkin on air all day wiv an extra spwing in me step. I even furgot to tuck me ears in me collar wen I went out earlier which is not like me. All der wemains fur me to say is thank yoo Summer fur making my day and sayin yes. I wuv yoo baby girl.
so it has bin an interestin week so fur. It always is busy dis time of year. De hoomins get jumpy, dey start puttin up twees inside de house which is confoosin fur me! Yoo see I want to pee up against de twee but dey say no! It also equally confoosin cos I always gets into twouble when I bwing outside plants indoors so how comes dey can?
I also start noticing fings bein puts under de twee which I is not to touch. Also fings on de twee but so fur dis week I has had a couple of balls hanging on de twee, a santa and quite a bit of tinsel Bol Bol Bol.
hoomins also stop payin attenshun to what dey are doin at dis time of year and seem to spend a lot of time just goin through de moshuns. This happened this week to second in command wiv hilarious results!
we had bin out fur a walk and I had bin lucky enough to have some tennis balls wiv me. Now second in command doesn’t like puttin de wet slobbery tennis balls in her pocket so she came up wiv a plan to carry dem in a little bag. Incidentally dis little bag is one of me unused poo bags. Me and Maggie had been fur a poo when we were out and second in command was carrying dis bag back to de house to puts in de bin as a good wesponsbile hoomin should. We twained her well. By de time we gots to de house second in command clearly had all de Christmas stuff on her mind talkin about turkeys, beef potatoes mmmmmmm. She threw one of de poo bags in de bin and hung de ofur one on by de radiator so de balls coulds dry out. Dis is normal pwactise. Nuffin unusual der.
Boss mum was in her office fur a bit so we went fur a lie down and second in command busied herself in de kitchen. After a while boss mum came into de kitchen and into de boot room. All I heard her say is “yuk wot is dat smell?” second in command said “wot do yoo mean” she came to boot room and said “phew I see what yoo mean” dey den turned to me and Maggie as if we had done somefin wrong which we obviously hadn’t! How wude! Well after lots of checkin of shoes and boots second in command gasped! She picked up de poo bag dat was hangin fwom de hook by de wadiator and it became instantly appawent dat dis is where de smell was pongin fwom!
Boss mum burst into roars of laughter as she realised what second in command had done! She had thrown me tennis balls in de bin and hung up me poo to dry BOL BOL BOl. I is glad to weport dat the balls were rescued and de poo put in it’s pwoper place!
So hoomins, I knows it be a busy time of year but peese concentwate on wot yoo doin or yoo may find yoo self wiv a new fwagwance of poopuri in yoo house.