Face of concern.
Face of concern.

Hello Hawwy,

I am worried about you n boss mum wurkin too hard so I has decided to take over your blog dis week n intervoo you fur a change as you been doin so much and I know how hard you has been wurkin cos we starts emails at 0630 in da morning and uvfur day we say nighty night at 1130pm and I am worried cos I know we is in chaos here at my house so we worrying about how you is managing since the launch of the website.

I has recently had problems wif followers finking I ignore em or not replying to my tweets and I has only got 900 followers so how on earth do you cope and keep everyone happy.

I know peeps fink we is bof awound a lot but fur you tis your job, albeit unpaid job at moment so I wanna ask you a few queshuns cos I fink your fwends n followers need to know a bit more about you and wot you are actually doing and how are you coping.

Right furst off how is da book sales going and is there likely to be a book two ?

Hi Bells. Wow ok me sitting comfortably. So book two! Yes der is gonna be a book 2 it is in the planning together wiv book 3 and book 4! Bet yoo nefur expected dat. Howefur, book 2 will not be launched until book 1 is established in de market. We is still hopeful dat some agent or publisher who not fink we totally crazy will see de hopportunity to support us and take us under der wings and help us launch pwoperly cos it does take so much time, effort and of course money and we ain’t no rich family fur sure!

How is the woofsite going?  Im loving my askbella page, I wish I could spend more time on it but everything I do online is unpaid n sumtimes mum has to haf da puter to twy n earn a bit of money wif her nails *whispers* hawwy how dus your mum manage is she wurkin, do you want sum of my markies fur you n Maggie, I worry about you .

De woofsite is going really well. people seem to wuv it and it will grow ofur time and become more interactive. Dat is de plan! I appreciate dat yoo and @angelthefurball are volunteering at de moment and I hope dat soon we might be able to start paying yoo fur de work yoo do. Mum is not wurkin at the moment due to her having been ill. Howefur de plan has been dat if my stuff takes off den dat will be her new job. Efuryfing we does we do unfunded at de moment. All proceeds fwom de book has gone back in to building woofsite etc. We wud not say no to sum markies BOL BOL BOL Howevfur seriously people can advertise wiv us which would help. It would be great to have a sponsor too.

Hows mums health I got a bit cwoss wif you the uvfur week wen you made her make da video fur you wen she was poorly, you is a bit of a slave driver wif you , I fink its time peeps realized how hard you work her. What would you do if she got a job, OMD wot would twitter do if she got a fulltime job that would be less Hawwy.

Mum ok. She takes each day as it comes and nefur efur moans about anyfing. She say dat while she has breath in her body she will keep going and der are always ofurs worse off and she is blessed to have what she has around her. Yes mum was quite pawly wen she did de video fur de anti bsl awareness fing. She wanted to get it done. She had made a pwomise and she was determined to see it through. She said she could rest after she had it completed. Well twuth is mum not here den der is no me here. She likes to monitor wot me doing and obviously a lot of de on-line work is done by here cos me paws too big.

I’m enjoying the videos you haf been making but I also know they take you at least 4 hours to make and sometimes I haf seen if someone says oh im not in it or wheres so n so you change it and redo it, Hawwy you cant please evfurryone please slow down .

The videos on average range in time commitment from 4 hours minimum up to a couple of days. Now peeps fink how so? Well by de time we get all de picfurs and sumtimes we get hundreds and hundreds. Den look through dem all. Den choose de moosic, de design and den fit de picfurs in and sort out timeing dat is hours and hours gone. Den is de test and test and test again to make sure it right. Convert de slide show or movie in de correct format den process and den upload and den tweet about it. After all dat yoo can see dat it is not a quick fing to be done. It hard to slow down it weally is. We gets so many emails each day askin fur help.

I know mums got a charity thing coming up soon that she has to prepare for , so you may not be around much is there anything your fwends can do to help you. I know wif squiggle RT helps her get her shop noticed what we can do to help you survive so we get you on twitter a bit longer and mum can perhaps just get a part time job instead of full time.

Well yoo and ofurs do a lot already but it would be great fur people to tweet about me and de woof site to tell der fwends about de book Help my dogs on Twitter.  Try to get de videos we do go viral cos dat way de charities or issues being hi-lighted get more cofurage. Anyfing weally anyone has de time to do is welcomed.

I know you got da sam fox intervoo coming up soon, what uvfur fings has you got in da pipeline *whispers* tis ok im not gonna blab you might get a menshun in a big newspaper soon.

Sssshhhhh……… Yes will be great to do de Sam Fox intervoo when she come back from Indonesia. Again dis intervoo is about de dangerous dog legislation and animal welfare. Watch dis space.

Was gweat to see you in the dog magazine uvfurday , shame you not in more fings like dat , wonder if any of your fwends could help wif dat.

I has approached ofur well known dog magazines but unlike Dogs Today dey has not responded which annoys me weally cos a simple no would suffice. I also sent me book off to a number of dog wuving celebrities and not one say fank yoo. Now me not expecting dem to say fank yoo but may der agent considering dey were sent limited edition copies. Sowwy jus makes me mad which is why no matter how famous me get me always take de time to say good morning and good evening to all me pals. So intervoo in dog magazines etc would be welcome.

I guess we shud all do our bit and start a help hawwy campaign, get your name out there go wider than our usual followers , wonder how you would get sponsers, dat wud be good if you had some sponsers or peeps advertise on your woofsite.

Fanks fur talking to me hawwy , I hope you has enjoyed your sort of day off fur your mums birfday. I luv hijacking your blog, in fact I has got a couple of other ideas id like to do on your blog but I need to update mine a bit first.

I love working with you and squiggle so much ,I haf to keep reminding myself its unpaid work and let mum haf the puter to do some real work & earn sum treat money. *giggles* Hawwy, is there anything else you would like to add or say. If not can we go down to play in your woods, I wanna see where granny threw the Frisbee dat did sound like big fun  , we go in a field with 1 tree and yep mum gets the ball on a rope in the tree every time, even if she isnt facing it.

Nope I fink yoo has cofured it all. Fanks Bells.

*gives harry a kiss* wuv you hawwy  and as shes going out the door shouts out ……………………………………………………by the way I’m comin back soon to intervoo the boss.

wuv yoo

Bella xxxxx



  1. Dis has become me favfurite woofsite, and I weally enjoy it. A strange fing is dat Bella menshuns Hawwy being on a newspaper, and den he gets put into da Sunday Times. And sumfing to answer for AskBella: No one finks yoo ignoring dem any more. Dey all forgiven yoo, because yoo are a gweat dawg! xxxx

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