As you know now I been whizzy busy keepin an eye on hawwy and his plans fur woofstockuk 2015 which is gonna be on August 22nd dis year so I not been doin much #askbella but I got a message from my gawgus fwend Swishy the uvfur day, you might know him as @MerryckDog but I calls him swishy cos he got one of da mostest ahmazin swishy tails on Twitter, sowwy I gettin distracted by dat tail again his gurl fwend rosie gonna be showin me her teefies again,
right swishy write me cos he’s wowwied dat TOG (dats the old girl but I calls her auntie Bridget she’s luvly lady) keeps saying “bless him” whenever she talks about him and he’s worried he’s bein patronised.
So I has had a look into dis and dun a lickle bit of research and I fink my dear swishy tis because you gonna be 12 in March they seem to fink you is a bit of an elderly gent and anyfink yep anyfink you do is gonna be retold wif a “bless him” on the end , even if you smash fru the cat flat again takin out half da door it won’t be ‘bad dog’ it will be Merryck did it ‘bless him’ so I fink by TOG keep saying it wit she’s really saying is she luvs you vewy much and realises you is gettin older and basically you can get away wif anyfink except and dis is a big EXCEPT when you haf a senile rebellious moment and go off an adventure like you did the uvfur week and they got in a panic not knowing where you where that my dear swishy was not a ‘bless him’ moment.
Don’t fawget if you got any #askbella qweshuns you can peemail me at email@example.com
Wow what a busy year dis has been! Me been on de radio, ITV AND if dat not enuff me also organised and held a festival for Dogs Woofstock UK! Now through organising such a barking mad day I had the unbleievable pleasure of becoming grrrrreat fwends wiv a pawsome hoomin called Caroline Spencer. She stepped in at de last minute and ended up being de main ring chatterbox fur de dog shows. She did the most pawsome job and we is so grateful to her fur steppin in. Caroline runs a company called Pure Dog Listeners www.puredoglisteners.com I can say wiv paw on heart dat dis lady weally weally gets us dogs. I has even made de boss read her book “Why does my dog do that?” and all me been hearing de boss say ever since is “wow that makes so much sense”. Now even a pawfect pooch like me is benefiting fwom the advice fwom Caroline! So I was delighted when Caroline agreed to be intervood by me so I could put some probing questions to her about what she does. So sit back and make sure yoo hoomin reads dis…………….
Now I has intervood loads of different kinds of hoomins and animals over de years but dis is twuely a furst fur me. A lot of yoo will knows me pal Kevin the Whippet @kevinthewhippet and that he dresses up. Yap dat right he dresses up and raises loads of money fur charity. He has even dressed up as me! I caught up wiv Kev today to ask him a few probing questions about dis phenomenon………………………
Now normally you would be expecting to hear from Harry in this blog. On this occasion Harry has given me kind permission or pawmission as he would say to utilise his blog.
My reason for wanting to write my own blog is I am increasingly being asked by the media how Harry got started on Twitter and how we have ended up where we are today. As I am the reason or should I say life got in the way and that is the reason for Harry’s ramblings I felt it best that it should be me who tries to explain things. So here goes I hope you enjoy this human blog.
Now you will have over the last couple of weeks seen my interview with Kay and Fergus the guide dog and the terrible events that tore their lives apart. This is de final part of this series and I want to fank Kay and Fergus pawsonally fur sharing der story wiv me. If yoo has not read part 1 & 2 peese do so furst.
Now last week I did tell you about the devastating affect the attack on Fergus the guide dog did haf on his humum Kay. I interviewed Kay and she talked openly about the impact such an attack has had on her and how it changed her life and has stopped her doing things she loves doing. Dis week I got to intervoo Fergus himself to find out what impact the dog attack has had on him.
Now time and time again I hear on Twitter and Facebook about pals that has been attacked by other dogs whilst out minding their own business. This can have devastating consequences for not only the dog attacked but its owner too. But what if the dog attacked was a working dog? A guide dog, a hearing dog a support dog for the disabled? Well in this three part series I will explore with a hoomin and a guide dog who have been through that experience and the utter devastation the incident has left behind.
A bit of a change dis week fwom wurking dogs to celebrity dogs and der hoomins. Now a lot of yoo has seen de Barking Blondes on dat Alan Titchmarsh show dis week. Well I had de pleasure of intervooin dem befur him! Oh yes me did. So let me introduce yoo to Anna Web Anna Jo Good and der owners Molly and Matilda.
At the beginning of September I posed a question to you all. Some of you took up the challenge and entered my competition. The question was simply, what does Twitter mean to yoo. Now yoo did not have to write an essay, yoo did not have to make it complicated all yoo had to do was pay a £1 to charity and write what yoo felt. Many of yoo did and fank yoo fur dat. De winners has been announced