IT’S ME @BELLISIMOBELLA1 I HI-JACKED HAWWYS BLOG!

Face of concern.
Face of concern.

Hello Hawwy,

I am worried about you n boss mum wurkin too hard so I has decided to take over your blog dis week n intervoo you fur a change as you been doin so much and I know how hard you has been wurkin cos we starts emails at 0630 in da morning and uvfur day we say nighty night at 1130pm and I am worried cos I know we is in chaos here at my house so we worrying about how you is managing since the launch of the website.

I has recently had problems wif followers finking I ignore em or not replying to my tweets and I has only got 900 followers so how on earth do you cope and keep everyone happy.

I know peeps fink we is bof awound a lot but fur you tis your job, albeit unpaid job at moment so I wanna ask you a few queshuns cos I fink your fwends n followers need to know a bit more about you and wot you are actually doing and how are you coping.

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Yoo gotta have fwends

Herro Efuryone Hawwy here

Now as yoo all know I has me vewy own woof site www.spanielharry.co.uk and on dat woofsite we has an agony aunt page called Ask Bella which is run by no ofur dan my vewy good fwend @bellisimobella1 dis is Bella here

Bellisimo!

Bellisimo!

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My blog been hijacked! I been intervood.

Hawwy here

Hawwy here

Bella;  Arrrrooooowww dis is Bella n Squiggle, we is hijacking Hawwys blog

Squiggle;   We not hijackin we makin speshul guest appearance, hallo Hawwy how is you today ?

Hi Bellisimo Bella Hi Squiggle I doin grrrrreat fanks. I so honoured dat two of me bestest fwiends has decided to intervoo me. Makes a change bein in de intervoooeee seat quite comfy actually. Coulds get used to dis!

Bella:  Oi I fort I waz doin opener, wot happen to respectin your elders .

Squiggle:  YEAH you right grey chops you waz doin first queshun, but you can do second cos I iz your life coach so best I lead

Bella:  What made yoo write your first book Hawwy ?

Squiggle :  Dats boring Bells, What your favourite toy?

Bella:  Like that’s a queshun , you jus wants him to say sumfink he gots fwom your Kind4k9 shop, oh by the way I just twigged its KIND 4 K9 as in kind for canines, dats gud dat

Squiggle:  Yes Bells, well dun not many peeps gets dat and we iz kind to dogs that’s why I’m your fwend, we likes to be kind to dogs n I fort you shud have at least 1 fwend

Bella:  Oh fanks Squiggle dats luverly shall we go play wiv a boomer ball, I luvs boomer balls,

 Eerrr ehhem ladies you were meant to be here intervooin me

Bella:  Okay Squiggle I will concentrate now and let yoo start

Squiggle:  Now , them of us who haz wead yur book duz know a bit about you Hawwy and if dey havent dey shud buy a copy, so dey find out. So we not gonna ask yoo bout all dat.

Bella:  Yeah but Don’t fawgets to tell em if they gets a pawtographed copy fwom Hawwy they gets a voucher for 10% off any order over £10 at your shop www.Kind4k9.co.uk

Squiggle:  Afta finishin yoo book yoo gots engaged to da wuv of yur life  @summerhollett, as she cants wear a wing haz you gots her a diamons collar?

Bella:  An how can we gets to be bwidesmaids wots can we bwibe bride wiv?

Squiggle:  Errr bella haz yoo fawgotten  insident wen @summerhollett cort yoo flirtin wiv Hawwy BOL

Uh oh……… blushes I not got her nuffin so fur! I nefur thought of doin dat! I does send her noms and did make a video about her it here https://vimeo.com/57852503 as fur as bein bwidesmaids go I don’t fink yoo needs to bwibe her at all but if yoo do want too she does wuv chilli sossiges sooooo vewy vewy much dat might be a good way to influence de pwoceedings.

 Squiggle:  Now yoo haz written yous furst book, its quite gud btw, wud of been betta if youd put us in it, so wen yoo doin da next one (wiv us in )?

Quite good Quite good pffffft anyway, de next one not come out fur a while yet. I has to make de furst one a best seller furst so dat I can fund de next one. It not easy bein a pawthor and it only wurks if people buys yoo books. I has howefur started writin de next one! As fur yoo two bein in next one….. yoo will just have to wait and see!

Squiggle:  In yur furst book you says bout how yoo luvs da tennis balls, wot iz yur uver favrite fings to do fur fun?

Mmmmmm let me fink, I does like lots of fings I likes to chew sticks, do indoor gardening I like bwingin de plants and soil in, I likes swimming and paddling and playin wiv my sisfur @madmaggiemoo oh and eating and I likes to spin on de spot wen de hoomins give me my dinner. I likes writing and sleeping and tweeting and burping and woofing and chasing balls and chasing Maggie and chasing leaves oh I does wuv leaves and takin fings out de bin in mums office and chewing dem oh and taking fings out de washing basket. I wuvs knickers and socks and my bed and yoo and my ofur pals and I wuv @summerhollett …………..

Bella:  Wot wuld yoo like fur to happen wiv your book, wot is da long term plan?

I would like to sell more of my book but weally I would like to see it in de shops cos I no make vewy much money on de Amazon and it take dem 3 months to pay me! It is a good vehicle fur self publishers but it not good at keeping de cash flow going if dat make sense. I would like to get and agent too so dat I can get more pwess coverage and pwomote me book more. People can buy pawtographed one from me just email spanielharry@aol.com My long term plan is to continue writing books as long as dey sell and carry on just bein me.

Bella: Yoo is doin fings for rescue dogs n as rescues uselves we appweciate dat but wot / who inspired yoo to do it ?

Well firstly my sisfur Maggie is a rescue pup and she is so inspiring to me given what she been through she still has de capacity to give me and my hoomins uncondishunal wuv. Dat seem to be de same wiv all rescue pups. Also I has lots of pals who are rescue pups like yoo two and Summer is a rescue pup too. I fink dey are all amazin and deserve to be given a chance. I just wanted to show people who nefur considered a rescue pup befur how wonderful de whole experience can be.

Squiggle: Wot iz a perfik Hawwy day ?

A perfick Hawwy day is when I gets lots of tweets and people saying dey bought or want to buy my book. It is also one where I get noms and gweat walks and also wen my pals make me laff too.

Squiggle: N speshully fur da Hawwy  fans we fought we az to ask, Hawwy if yoo coud be any famus dog who wuld it be & why?

Bella: Oh an if yoo cud intevoo any famous dog who would dat be ?

Wow difficult question. If I could be any famous dog I would be nope I can’t find an answer fur dat one….. twuth is I so happy bein me cos if I was someone else I not have all yoo wonderful pals awound me. As fur who I would likes to intervoo well I would love to intervoo Bo who is President Obamas dog. I would like to know what it like bein de furst dog and if he get any speshul tweatment or security guards. I would also like to know how he trains his hoomins too.

Bella: an az a famus intervooer always asks iz there anyfink else you wud like to add

I would like to say dat yoo two is amazin intervooers and hope yoo not after my job! BOL. I would also like to say fank yoo to all my fans and people who bought my book wivout yoo my dweam would not have come twue. I would also like to say a masstif I mean massive fank yoo to @summerhollet fur loving me and being in my book and to the ofur stars of me book @stanleyhollett @humfthecocker @angelfurball @bestestgundog @ Dog_murray      @glillian09 @sandybridgend and also to @Tibetanpaddy and his mum fur der support in pwomoting me book in de backgwound @harveycusick and his fiancé @Bellathetibetan fur making me laff till my belly hurts and to yoo two bootiful girlies fur always bein der. Last but not least to all me intervooees fur answering de questions so pwecisiely

Bella: Well I fink dat went well don’t you Squiggle, wunder if we can get a paid job doin dis I like em fwee biscuits hiz hooman laid on for us to nibble, wuld of pwefered tea to water tho, haz you got a date yet for wen yoo getting them big squirrels in yor shop.

Squiggle: Bells you is so easily distracted, BOL BOL  

BELLA @Bellisimobella1

BELLA @Bellisimobella1

Squiggle @squiggledog

Squiggle @squiggledog

There’s Nails & then there is Janchristie nails!

Bella and Janchristie Nails

Bella and Janchristie Nails

Hi Efuryone Hawwy here,

Now all of yoo should know all about my good friend Bellisimo Bella @lfbbella and if not den where has yoo been? Now Bellas mum has a business that is all about nails and nail art and I saw some of dem and dey had dogs on dem!!! Yes dogs and dey are PAWSOME! so I thought I gotta find out mor about dis hoomin enterpwise so Bellas mum kindly agreed to let me intervoo her. Here is de result;

Fank yoo fur agreein to be intervood Bellas mum.

Hi  Harry , nice to meet you at last, my name is mandie. I’’ve heard a lot about you from Bella.

1) What kind of hoomin is yoo?

 I am a little fat blonde lady that is where the lfb on Bella’s name comes from!

2) who does yoo liv wiv and where?

 I live with my hubby, 4 dogs who I believe Bella moans about all the time on twitter and our 2 cats. We live on the Kent East Sussex border in a semi-rural area so it is nice and quiet and peaceful,  and we have lots of walks in the woods nearby.

3) yoo has an amazin business dat is inclusive of us animals. Can yoo tell me a bit about it?

Janchristie is a two part operation, the silent half does the creative work up until the stickers are printed and keeps the IT section working and I do all the talking to people and sending out the stickers and making the pretty envelopes – we like everything to be decorative or Bella grumbles.

We create and sell nail art stickers with cats, dogs, birds, horses, illustrations & flowers the photos and designs we use are all our own. My business partner is a professional photographer and some of the dogs we have on our stickers were rescued and rehomed by www.chancepixies.com .

We also offer a personalised service where customers send us their photos and we can create them a set of their own stickers.

We also sell some bits of jewellery and some beads so that clients can make their own designs of bracelets and necklaces,  but we are not replacing those once they go as we want to concentrate on the stickers.

De Cats whiskers!

De Cats whiskers!

4) How did yoo come up wiv de idea?

 Well, I have always loved painting my nails and using stickers on them and one day my friend and I were saying how boring the stickers were and wouldn’’t it be great if we could wear some with our pets on.   After another cup or three of coffee we decided to try and make some , we got quite a few positive comments from people who saw them so put a couple of ebay which proved popular, then last May started our own webstore.

5) who is yoo business aimed at?

Everyone, all ages can wear them and as with all nail art it is ageless.  Last week we heard that one of our client’s husbands had pinched some of the personalised stickers of their own dog and worn them on his thumb so they are unisex as well.   We also make them smaller if for young children and we are experimenting with toenail sizes which will be great for the summer.

 Funky!

Funky!

6) does @lfbbella  Bellisimo Bella help at all?

Well, she keeps my feet nice and warm when I am doing the orders as she sits under the desk when I am working and keeps grumbling that nearly all our dog designs at the moment are pure breeds, so we are hoping this spring to do a few cross-breeds to see if they would be popular and Bella and her brothers will probably be amongst them. Her cats are on our stickers.

I think I might change her twitter name to bellisimo bella it suits her, thanks for giving her that name Harry it suits her.

7) Where can hoomins get yoo pwoducts?

We can be found at Janchristie.com , which is our online store with LOTS  of designs to suit all nearly everyone and we are working on adding more.   I have an idea Harry, why don’t we do an offer for your readers, if they buy any 3 sets of our nail art stickers and put “Harry” in the comment box when ordering I will pick an extra set to put in free for them.

We still do the “normal ” nail art stickers too!

Purdy.

Purdy.

8) is der anyfing else yoo would like to add?

Thank you very much to you and @squiggledog for showing  @lfbbella around  while she has been learning  twitter and helping her to meet new people. I know she thinks of you as her twitter brother and squiggle is her best friend and she is having a lovely time on twitter so thanks for taking care of her for me.

 It’s been an absolute pleasure to finally meet you Harry, I loved your book and cannot wait for the next one and many congratulations on your engagement.

Our twitter name is @janchristieDNA  but we don’t get on there so much now since Bella has got her twitter account and is making such lovely friends I’m letting her be on there more.

So der yoo have it! If yoo love animals and nails den dis is de pawfect way fur yoo to show it! Oh and don’t furget Janchrisie kind offer buy any 3 sets of our nail art stickers and put “Harry” in the comment box when ordering and Mandie will pick an extra set to put in free for yoo. Pawtastic!

Go fetch some nail stickers. WOOF.

Wuv

Hawwy xxxxxxx